What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Stand Up Comedian. Of course I love it!
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
Wright State University - B.A. in Mass Communications and Public Speaking
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I'm single....as in not married...now mind your business!
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Anything addicting ;-)
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
My parents....enough said.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"I'm not a cop!" - me. Amazing how many people think I'm a police officer knowing full well that's my name!
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What makes you happy? Why?
Chocolate covered pineapples from Godiva. Why? HAVE YOU HAD THEM?
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What makes you sad? Why?
Umm....stupid people?
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Food, water, air, sun light......WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
When I had to FOLLOW Dave Chappelle on an open mic night at a comedy club.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Lots...I'm too ADHD to think about this one.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
The ones you can watch...these questions are getting really dumb.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
Yes...the ones you don't have to pay for. What happened to the good old days when TV was free? I miss the American flag flying when no one could think of a late night show to fill the airwaves.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Not really...but I have to....and honestly reading all these questions is really getting on my nerves. I just want to have a show damn it!
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Yes, Cincinnati Bengals, Ohio State football. That's all there is....right?
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Racing cars, sky diving, bungee jumping...basically anything that will give me an adrenaline rush....and could possibly kill me.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Ummm....ok....now the questions are getting pointless...I'm done!
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