What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Bringing HPV back.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Awesome. My boyfriend hates you, apparently.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I'm racist. Not really, I had a black friend once.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Meagan and the creator of vulgarity. Thank you for providing me reasons for my mother to hate me.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
Your brain is a garage I park my bullshit in, for free. -Jeffrey McDaniel
I'll fart in your mouth - Meagan
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What makes you happy? Why?
Excessive typing on profiles all over the interweb.
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What makes you sad? Why?
That feeling when limbs fall asleep. It's awkward to be in a forest of sleeping trees and bushes.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Camel 9 100s.
Diet Coke.
Meagan.
My cat.
Xtube.
Bigdog's sarcasm.
The inability to count.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Being hit on by a lesbian, working for a bar. I scream "bull dyke" to people, it's humbling.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
The highly unpopular group known as The Asshairs.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Donnie Darko. White Oleander. Igby Goes Down. 1408. Big Daddy. Assorted gay porn. Is this interesting? Yes.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
I hate entertainment.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
No one fills this out. I'm reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk currently and it's ruining my will to live.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
.............................awkward.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Being passive aggressive and shitty on the internet is more or less the story of my life and also very interesting, so that's for you.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
I live in a garage.
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