What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Director of Business Development, by day.
Man behind the mic, when excellence is required.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
Masters Degree in kicking ass, from the
University of Taking Names
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Current lifestyle? Are you implying that, even though I am straight now, I could have been gay at some point?
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Meth, guns, hookers, rubix cubes and spandex
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
It's a toss up between Bobby Brown and HeatherMfingB...
On one hand, Bobby can get high all the time, and still score a classy lady like Whitney Houston...
On the other....Heather can sleep for 32 hours straight, but then stay up for 2 weeks WITHOUT even smokin a little PCP. That bitch is gangsta, yo.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"what is up guys, what is on, what is up, what is going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"? - Webmastah
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What makes you happy? Why?
when the nurse says, "Don't worry it's cureable, but you should really consider using protection next time"
I refer to this as the "wrap it up" lecture.
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What makes you sad? Why?
kittens, puppies, babies, sunny days....you know the usual
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
1. guns
2.drugs
3.prostitution
4.rubix cubes
5.fat girls in spandex
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
when i realized i was only NEAR perfect
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
SIlent J and the Asshairs
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
35mm, and that film that forms on tops of bad milk
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
Infomercials for rotisserie ovens...... Set it and forget it, bitch.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Football- Denver Broncos
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
drive- by shootings and ballet
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
your moms and your sisters
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