What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I'm a phone monkey.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I know enough.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Basically, I'm trying to land someone right now.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I smoke cigarettes, drink on occasion, and I don't do drugs. Oh, and Care Bears. I collect Care Bears. Look, it's the ONLY feminine thing I do, ok?!
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Tom Green
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What makes you happy? Why?
Good food, good music, good company.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Running out of booze, being broke.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
My computer
My smokes
My computer
My smokes
My computer
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Nearly drowning off the Oregon Coast.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Metal, old country (modern crap like Shania Twain is pop), punk. Rush, GWAR, Kiss, The Dickies, King Diamond, The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, Ronny Milsap.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Sci-fi, horror.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
The new Flash Gordon on the Sci-Fi Channel.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Yup. Mostly gaming manuals and documentaries.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Is flatulence a sport?
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
I thought I just told you.
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