What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I'm a writer. Hell yes, I enjoy it. Beats practicing law.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I have a law degree and a degree in physics, plus some graduate work. However I am not a full-blown nerd.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
My lifestyle involves cooking fattening food, eating it, and writing about it. I am living my dream.
I am single because I find that I can wreck my own self-esteem and spend my own money without help from women.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I cannot have vices. If I do a thing, that automatically makes it righteous.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Christopher Walken. A near-deity.
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What makes you happy? Why?
Overeating.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Running out of food.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Egg McMuffins, Coca-Cola, air conditioning, pizza, oxygen.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
I have never had a humbling moment.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
The works of Alan Smithee.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
I am functionally illiterate.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
My hobbies are endless. Piano, fishing, gardening, cooking, homebrewing, tools, shooting...hmm. Well, they seemed endless before I wrote this.
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